


I Was a Teenage Slasher*USA TODAY Bestseller * Alex Award Winner * The viciously clever, over the top, genre skewing (The New York Times Book Review) classic slasher story with a twist from Stephen Graham Jones, the master of modern horror and bestselling author of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, The Only Good Indians, and the Indian Lake trilogy. 1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small town driven by oil and cotton and a place where everyone knows everyone else's business. So it goes for
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