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I Was a Teenage Slasher

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I Was a Teenage Slasher*USA TODAY Bestseller * Alex Award Winner * The viciously clever, over the top, genre skewing (The New York Times Book Review) classic slasher story with a twist from Stephen Graham Jones, the master of modern horror and bestselling author of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter, The Only Good Indians, and the Indian Lake trilogy. 1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small town driven by oil and cotton and a place where everyone knows everyone else's business. So it goes for
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Difficult to stay on
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Won't stay on your face. Only a few patches come in the box for a few days. Price sounds good until you realize the quantity isn't much. I did not notice any difference.
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I love these patches, have been my favorite go to since they came out. I think they do better than any other patch, spray, or gel I have used so far.
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Got this for my husband and it really works. He left it on while he was drinking his morning coffee. He's 1/2 Asian and has normal puffy eyes from dusk to dawn. It's just been been one day but the results were truly amazing. Puffiness 75% go e in one eye and 50% in the other. Im impressed.
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After six applications, I do not see any difference.
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