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Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

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Chronicles of a Lizard NobodyFrom the best selling author of A Monster Calls, this funny, wise middle grade series explodes every stereotype including what it means to be a hero in a brilliant reptilian take on surviving school. When Principal Wombat makes monitor lizards Zeke, Daniel, and Alicia hall monitors, Zeke gives up on popularity at his new school. Brought in as part of a district blending program, the monitor lizards were mostly ignored before. Reptiles aren't bullied
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YakooziJacuzzi
Phoenix, US
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Arrived opened/tampered
My pack arrived late AND was already opened. Considering this is food, I'm not sure if this is even safe to eat. A real shame since I was really looking forward to having some good biltong.
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Michael
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Hands down my favorite.
Hands down, amazing. Chewy, not overly spiced, lean, and very delicious.
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Kurt W. Schsuter
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 3
GRISTLE
These are large pieces compared to their other products. So you know, these, specifically my order, has so much connective tissue, that once you're done separating the meat from the gristle, the larger portion is gristle. Flavor is great as usual though.
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Larry Susman
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
One of the best
Great biltong. Beef quality was great and the taste to die for. Thanks
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Reviewed in the United States on June 8, 2025

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