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Marsoni
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Chronicles of a Lizard NobodyFrom the best selling author of A Monster Calls, this funny, wise middle grade series explodes every stereotype including what it means to be a hero in a brilliant reptilian take on surviving school. When Principal Wombat makes monitor lizards Zeke, Daniel, and Alicia hall monitors, Zeke gives up on popularity at his new school. Brought in as part of a district blending program, the monitor lizards were mostly ignored before. Reptiles aren't bullied
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